This was sent to me by my wonderfully talented illustrator cousin Elite Avni. She likes to play jokes on me, but I thought this one was well done. I might even be including some of these techniques in my next production.
This is Charlie, from Atlanta (Costa Rica - Nov 2006).
Nice to see that you're moving up... geez, President and everything. That's impressive. Is this a full-time gig, or are you going to keep your day job?
You realize that if I vote for you, I can't write in Willie Nelson, which is my normal course of action.
So the question is... if I do vote for you, what's in it for me?
Can I get a highway named after me? (Apparently the sewage treatment plant in SF is already taken.)
How about a rehab center for those afflicted with terminal confusion. That would be nice... I think. I'm a little confused at the moment.
So, in this quid-pro-quo world. nothing is free. Ya want my vote, you gotta pay!
Good luck, and I expect tickets for the Inuagural in January.
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Hey, Oren,
This is Charlie, from Atlanta (Costa Rica - Nov 2006).
Nice to see that you're moving up... geez, President and everything. That's impressive. Is this a full-time gig, or are you going to keep your day job?
You realize that if I vote for you, I can't write in Willie Nelson, which is my normal course of action.
So the question is... if I do vote for you, what's in it for me?
Can I get a highway named after me? (Apparently the sewage treatment plant in SF is already taken.)
How about a rehab center for those afflicted with terminal confusion. That would be nice... I think. I'm a little confused at the moment.
So, in this quid-pro-quo world. nothing is free. Ya want my vote, you gotta pay!
Good luck, and I expect tickets for the Inuagural in January.
My fellow Americans, if elected, I will not serve. If serving, I will not abuse my office. If I abuse my office, I promise to clean up afterwards.
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